Should I first eat one and then the other or the other way around?

Hey!

Throw the Hammer--Hey!

Got Any 3s?--Hey!

Fix the Appliance--Hey!

Her Financial Affairs--Hey!

Skim the Cheese--Hey!

Your Name Bank--Hey!

Lift Something--Hey!

Credits--Hey!

Hold Up the Line--Hey!

Talent Agent Foster Valley leaves no stones unturned in his quest to find work for his stable of talented artists, but sometimes getting a foot in the door can be painful. 

Larry Derrick, Johnny Lang.   Two names worth remembering or changing.  Whatever works best.

Opening: In

Look Who Just Walked In -- social climbing

Man, Man -- Man!

I'd Be Lying -- and you are.

Johnny Tastes It -- guess what it tastes like

Hobnobbin' -- R U Hobnobbin'?  I'm just askin'   And I have all these apostrophie'

HummersParade:  Hmm, hmm, hmmm, humm.

Closing: Out

A breathless collection of briefs.  No, not your underwear drawer.  Ten (10) fast, little buggers, one right after another, like a torrent of bits, but not a bit torrent.  In our easy-to-listen-to ten pack format.  An assortment!  Do I have to keep explaining?  By the time you finish reading this you could have heard it all!  Let's go!  This podcast won't listen to itself, you know!

Count 'em down ...

Intro

(A) Perfect Excuse (2:05)

(I Think This is the) WrongFoot (1:53)

AssFault (1:57)

Bendex (1:02)

Bob Cancer is the Transactor (2:05)

Can Scans (0:54)

Closer (1:28)

Collating (0:49)

Congressional Record Scans (1:32)

Conversations Near the Bowling Store (1:18)

Creditors 

Music theme from AudioNautic.com  

I'm a rip saw for ya baby, I'm gonna cut across your grain.

I said, I'm a rip saw baby, gonna cut across your grain.

Gonna show you how you hurt me and  

Caused me all kind of pain.  (And discomfort.  Make sure you wash that wound.  And stay away from my tools!)

If you know, keep it to yourself, please.

For lack of one, the report was loose.

Patent pending.