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Wrong Foot Comedy Podcast

All's well that ends.

Jun 11, 2014

Yeah, the Boss always wanted to see me.  Wanted to see me with a suitcase, getting ready to hit the road.  But when you hit the road, the road often hits back.  But I’m getting too far ahead of myself. 

I am Raymond J. Tracker, a consultant.  People pay me to tell them what’s wrong and then they pay me to tell them how to fix it.  And sometimes they pay me to tell them how they should fix it in a more detailed way, which can be mistaken for telling them how to do their job.  The Boss likes to say, there was a time when there were no consultants, when people knew how to do their jobs.  It was the Dark Ages.  His words.  We’ve been put on this planet for some reason and it might as well be to help people who didn’t know they needed it and can’t succeed without it.  But, you say, you really haven’t explained what a consultant does.  If you really want me to do that, I can, but it won’t be cheap.  I will give this much away for free.  What we do always starts with finding the source of money.