May 29, 2015
OK, so Brightstar was trying to find the command ship, but he’s in the laundry room aboard Sky Wash Dry N Fold. The washer and dryer think he’s Taboolian Tuh Boo Lee In. Halfly can’t find Brightstar, Benton-Brook can’t find respect. Nike, the missile can’t find squat. Lieutenant "Little" Fluff "Too" Linten, fresh out of the Academy on his first voyage and not wanting to disgrace his family's name can’t find the captain. The captain can’t find Iron Uh. She’s in the storage room. How many parsecs are they from the command ship?
Does it matter? In the end, you still need to clean out the lint.